February 2011
Oh, if only love was as easy as it is on the Sims.
upisdown:
Flirtatious joke, compliment personality, compliment appearance, ask if single (and ignore response), flirtatious joke, flirt, flirtatious joke, confess attraction, first kiss, make out, make out, make out, relax on bed, invite to cuddle, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, WOO HOO, try for baby.
and then, finally, ask to leave husband (though to be honest I never bother with this anyway).
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when really close friends don't tell you they're...
right
cool
thanks
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It's all well and good Gaga, but Born This Way...
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is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? has someone taken your faith? its real, the pain you feel. you trust, you must, confess. is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
i hate how much i want you to like me and how much of an idiot it makes me act and i hate how i don’t ever have anything interesting to say and i hate how horribly awkward i am and i hate how i end up ending all my sentences with ‘yeah…and that’ or something as equally retarded and i hate how you like someone else and i hate how i need to and want to ‘move on’...
NOEL LOOKS BETTER IN THAT CHAIR THAN HE HAS IN A...
just saying.
go away Lee Mack. you're shit.
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I saw Foo Fighters & Cee-Lo Green & Band Of Horses...
It was so good I nearly cried.
No Age were fucking awful, like, oh god - the worst band I have ever seen. Band Of Horses were brilliant, the lead guys voice is wonderful. Cee-Lo Green was amazing because it’s Cee-Lo Green. The Ladykiller, you know? Plus he did a few Gnarls Barkley stuff which was good.
And Foo Fighters were incredible. I can’t think of anyone who deserved the Godlike...
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I worry that when people from my college find my...
plagueofinsects:iaintafraidofnoghost:plagueofinsects:iaintafraidofnoghost:
we already did, Luke
it was cats in tin-foil hats that did it ;)
Ohhh you do one film where you fight cats in tin-foil hats, and then everyone thinks you’re a weirdo! Why can’t a man just make a film about cats in tin-foil hats with out being a weirdo??!?
Clearly everyone at our college is too ‘cool and indie’ to...
I worry that when people from my college find my...
plagueofinsects:
iaintafraidofnoghost:
we already did, Luke
it was cats in tin-foil hats that did it ;)
Ohhh you do one film where you fight cats in tin-foil hats, and then everyone thinks you’re a weirdo! Why can’t a man just make a film about cats in tin-foil hats with out being a weirdo??!?
Clearly everyone at our college is too ‘cool and indie’ to appreciate the cats in...
I worry that when people from my college find my...
we already did, Luke
it was cats in tin-foil hats that did it ;)
its a quiz. i do them. i get bored.
Do you think people think bad things about you? some do, i guess.
Would you rather have long or short hair? long. its longish now but it used to be better. why did i ever cut my hair!?
What are you listening to? sigur ros. in one of ‘those’ moods.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? probably not.
What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?...
While everyone else from my college is getting...
plagueofinsects:
MY LIFE IS GREAT.
I’ve been doing exactly the same & my Mama’s all bitching like “Why don’t you get up earlier and do something” & I’m all “No, leave me to rot indoors”
then I go back to my room
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When I tell someone I'm horny and they tell me to...
catsandotherhipstershit:
No sweetie, that’s your job.
it's my brother's birthday
you should go say happy birthday to him here
‘cause he’s awesome :’)
that awkward moment when I pretend to die to see...
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waiting for my lift to pub quiz
jack and i made cupcakes today its his birthday tomorrow our nan is taking us out for lunch
friday we’re going to see foo fighters and cee lo green and band of horses and no age s’gonna be good
Anonymous asked: you can't grow a beard because you're a girl.
nabokoveyes-deactivated20120228 asked: You have a rather lovely blog xox
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☐Single ☐Taken ☑ Wishing I was drunk
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homburgs:kwills88:
Dear females,
Why are you so confusing? why can’t you help us to help you? Why not tell us what’s wrong instead of pretending like we’re on jeopardy and your pussy is the top prize? (what is, i didn’t call you on time so you’re pissed off at me for 500). Why not talk to us instead of bitching at us? Why get annoyed when you can teach us? Let us know what you want, i am sure...
whenskiesaregrey asked: maybe he plays basketball
he's the kinda guy you hate til he's inside you.
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takin yer gurl owt 2 kfc for a date coz yu fink shes da 1~*
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And if I was brave, I’d climb up to you on the mountain, They led you to drink from their fountain spouting lies. And I’d slay the horrible beast they commissioned To steer me away from my mission to your eyes. And I’d stand there, like a soldier, with my foot upon his chest, With my grin spread, and my arms out, in my bloodstained Sunday’s best, And you’d hold me;...
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“I thought your number one dream was that one where you had a boxing glove on...”
