I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT MY STALKER HAS ONE OF THE...
i’m dying, actually dying. SO DREADFUL.
British accents are not fucking sexy because there...
homburgs: seanthehipster: homburgs: bestialityandnecrophilia: (via ryanjohnstonn) There are no such thing as American accents either. But on that note, English accents are very attractive. english accents vary drastically depending on where in england you are, mind.
Some women choose to follow men and some women choose to follow their dreams. If...– Lady Gaga (via mrscupcakeman)
THERE'S A GIRL, THERE'S A GIRL, THERE'S A GIRL,...
coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just...
this one time, at band camp...
"PUT AWAY THOSE FIERY BISCUITS!"
Will just turned up half drunk at my door saying he couldnt drive home from the pub and needed a place to stay. He walked in, tried dancing with my brother, nearly fell over my dog, drank 3 glasses of water and then walked upstairs to my room He’s now asleep in just his underwear in my bed behind me. I hope my Mother remembers I’m not at college tomorrow and doesn’t try to wake...
Oh ok. Have you been out with a girl before?
Yuss talk to me
Are you gay?
Probably. I don’t know, I like who I like. talk to me
"Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve...
the world would be a much better place if I could...
LEAVE ME BE. I'm being nostalgic again.
i was just closing my curtains and got a nice view...
but yeah, she has banana boobs.
I’m a slow motion accident Lost in coffee rings and fingerprints I don’t wanna feel anything but I do And it all comes back to you
The Reading & Leeds Festival line-up [part one]...
SO GOOD :D Guns N Roses, Arcade Fire, Blink 182, The Libertines, Queens Of The Stoneage, Paramore, The Cribs, We Are Scientists, Biffly Clyro, Klaxons, Weezer, Limp Bizkit, Foals, Modest Mouth, Delphic, Gaslight Anthem, Crystal Castles, Pendulum, LCD Soundsystem, Lost Prophets and a bunch more and some special guests. PLEASE BE AUGUST NOW
ahhh the fun you can have with emotes on msn is...
whenskiesaregrey: “it’s like half 3, we both have to be up early, and we’re laughing at a hand waving from a sheeps arse….and its not even real” best. ever. give it two at once. …we’ve gone mad.
This is Emma. She is my best fucking friend forever. I am posting about her ‘cause she’s my favourite white person. We met like a year and a half ago at college and were total opposites, and in ways we still really different, but overall its almost creepy how similar we are. We pretty much always know what the other is thinking and do the whole saying things at the same time thing...
My verdict has come in.: So on Friday →
I was playing with Hannah’s ‘Clevage enhancer’ - her words. Aka - fake boobie, you know chicken fillet things. Happily walking down the corridors slapping it around people’s faces and making weird noises as I done it. Then Ollie - our teacher, was bending over our mac sorting out our editing. So I… i dont know why this is reblogging as a link…whatever. This was without a doubt, my...
my msn has frozen >:|
so that’s why i’m not replying right now
people are so stupid ha
my friend got a question in his formspring saying “when did you decide you was gay?” 1. ‘you was gay?’ was? it’s were, idiot. 2. decide? DECIDE? I hate people.