wanna be back here rn please
I just took 6 different tablets in one go. If I’m not better soon then someone fucking shoot me.
"Are these treats vegan?"
ain’t none of you realise how fuckin cute I look in my giraffe kigu though
Missin’ iaintafraidofnoghost and eating chips in Southend.
come to me, babies. one on each side. cuddling three-way until i’m well again
my throat is raw so I can’t talk and all I want to do is eat pizza and sit around in my giraffe kigu like the cutest and sickest fat giraffe there has ever been and get cuddled.
EACH DRESS IS SIZE 3/4X OR 26/28 BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY RUN QUITE SMALL. I ESTIMATE THEY WOULD BEST FIT A SMALLER 3X OR A LARGE 2X.
ALL OF THESE DRESSES ARE WELL MADE AND ADORABLE, BUT JUST DID NOT COME CLOSE TO FITTING MY FRAME (BROAD SHOULDERED, BIG BELLIED, TALL!). THEY ARE ALSO STILL IN THEIR PLASTIC BAGS DIRECT FROM THE ONLINE SHOP. I HAVEN’T WORN THEM NOR HAS MY CAT SLEPT ON THEM. :)
In order of appearance:
1. You don’t have to follow me, it’s ok. I’ll understand. (weepy voice)
2. Likes don’t count. Only reblogs. Doing it more than once won’t help you. Don’t spam your friends, kids! I’ll be removing duplicates with my Excel savviness.
3. On 3:00pm EST on October 1st, 2014 the clouds shall part and I will announce a random winner.
4. Winner will be chosen like a number in a hat, totally at random. So bribes won’t help you!
5. I dunno what the other rule is… something important!
My request about entrants in this giveaway: if you can easily afford these dresses on a regular basis, please don’t enter by reblogging this post. I don’t mean that in a nasty way either. I want these to go to someone who just cannot afford new clothes and a lot of these are appropriate dresses for work or events that someone otherwise can’t purchase.
I just want to hook up a fattie out there who needs some universal love in the form of fatshion.
If I forgot anything, you can message me, but uhhhhh, I may have forgotten stuff.
Like, I’ll ship anywhere. That’s no problem.
AANNNNND, WHAT ELSE…
Questions about sizing? Ummm… I’ll try to answer them. They’re all small fitting for a 26/28 person like me. I’d say these are all made more for 22/24s. Whatever that conversion is in the UK or anywhere else, I really couldn’t tell you!! :(
Good luck, y’all!!!! <3
Heyyyyy you got two more days for my fancy fatty giveaway and I am very excited to see who wins. :)
P.S. ON A WHIM I JUST DECIDED TO HAVE A RUNNER UP PRIZE. It’ll be a grab-bag of some other dresses that I have in my donation bags. I don’t have pics, I don’t have any info, but I’ll totally kick somebody some cute stuff that doesn’t quite fit me, but might fit youuuuuu. Okay, so two winners! One who knows what they’re getting, and one who doesn’t, lol. <3
The effect I wish to have on everyone.
sniffed too much olbus oil and now my nose is on fire and my eyes are streaming quick someone call 999
filling this bath with a fuck ton of baby oil is the best decision I could have made because it is making me SO super soft.
not a clue how I’m going to get out though. It’s become some sort of slip and slide in here.
yeah but still not as regularly as i’d like, you know?